IT IS AN INFANT
FOREVER REBLOG
SCREAMING
THOR IS CUTE OMFG
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…I mean….okay…..
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Epiphanys and Projects
I think I want to wait until sex means something again….It’s not that I don’t like sex, in fact, I love it. But, after every encounter I have had recently, I go home and feel more lonely than I was before, albeit happily satiated. I don’t want to wait until I find the one or until I’m married or other such nonsense, I just miss the intimacy of sex. When you take that away, all that’s left is sweaty rutting that I can duplicate with a bit of silicon and vigorous rubbing. I want to be appreciated for more than the tightness of my orafices, how well I can suck cock, or how nice my tits are. I want the reliability of someone to call when I can’t sleep, someone I can really kiss without worrying that I’ll have to go further. I don’t even really want a relationship, at least not a serious one. Emotionless sex is fun, don’t get me wrong, but I feel like I want the option to laugh stupidly in the middle of sex, or have a videogame tournament without feeling like I’m ruining someone’s expectations of this super hot, slutty routine.
In the mean time, I’m lucky that I work in a sex shop. Sex is something I can live without…orgasms aren’t.
/stupidrant.
In other news, I’m thinking of starting a blog for my erotica. I enjoy writing, fanfiction and otherwise, and I’ve been told I have a talent for depicting the naughty stuff better than most. It won’t be password-protected, like my mostly unknown porn-art blog, but it will be flagged for NSFW incase I find pictures that illustrate the situation well.
I’ll link it when it’s all up and running….
I see your point, but I’m too distracted by the love between these two.
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I just don’t understand how this happened. But here’s a picture of a lemon from my backyard
WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK
woah that’s so cool!
insert cthulu joke here
What can this possibly BE!?
